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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Could that last glazed donut be the reason why I can no longer cross my legs?

You know that you can't put a glazed donut between your legs around a cop and expect to cross them. You will suffocate your poor husband.




Lets think of this in athletic terms (Since this is the type of thing you should be focusing on until you can cross your legs again)





In a game of doubles tennis, if team A and team B are at matchpoint, and player 1 on team A got many points for that team, but then team B wins because player 1 missed a return, would you blame player 1 for the loss? player 1 pushed the situation over the edge, but missing one return at the beginning of the game doesn't cause you to lose. Its the accumulation of everything bad.





and that must be a lot of donuts....




It is more likely to be the last one and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that.




NO. it couldnt be the donut. I want to hope its not the donut. I love glazed donuts! Lets blame it on....(thinking).....the chair your sitting in! yeah lets blame that darn chair for being too small! Lol..Dont worry about it im sure you still look great! Have a good one!




No, I would hope it's someone else's "Glazed Donut" Face!





sorry couldn't help myself....




fo sho. No doubt about it.





Try low-fat yogurt in the morning.





Or an apple or banana or an orange.





Or a granola bar.. *low sugar - or less processed*




You are fibbing again. Didn't you say that your husband said you have toothpicks for legs? I won't repeat the rest.




There are so many places we could go with this, but I can't bring myself to do it.




depends where you put that last glazed donut! ;-)




in truth i never want you to cross your legs. lol




Huh?




thats part of it




yes u obese monster




AH HAH!!!! thats the reason u dont get any from hubby. he cant find the wet spot!! ;)

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